Foxy Pathologist

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

hmmm.issues with rock paper scissors. first of all dynamite is the way to go with all of them. it blows all of them up. even you cut the fuse with scissors, it's still explosive, though you might die with it with no lead fuse time. after that scissors and rock are pretty much a draw with maybe a scissors advantage. it would take quite a rock to truly pulverize metal unless you're talking about crapo kindergarten plastic scissors. and then there's pummice etc. paper is a dead loser every time in my book.a rock can pulverize paper. scissors-rock sword in stone.
i'll have to market this new game, more of a new personality mmpi type test. who would choose paper? why rock not dynamite? lawbreakers all.


  • At 1:07 PM, Blogger Mark said…

    OK, how about this, then? Pistol, water, and blowdryer (I'm not sure how you make a blowdryer with your fingers that looks different from a pistol. That is left as an exercise for the reader.) Pistol shatters blowdryer, blowdryer evaporates water, water neutralizes the gunpowder in the pistol. Granted, the pistol isn't exactly ruined but will be ready to fire again after being cleaned, dried, and re-packed or whatever you do with pistols, but for the moment, anyway, water will have the upper hand.

  • At 1:10 PM, Blogger Mark said…

    Or better yet, how about a game called "Garcin," "Inès," and "Estelle?" Hell is other people.


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